Brrrrr, it's cold in this hemisphere...
The man on the news last night was pleased to report that it would be a mild night and would only get down to 8 degrees, with temperatures not rising much higher tomorrow. What the hell is going on? Nope, global warming hasn't gone into reverse in Oz, I've just come back to the UK. Yup, couldn't take it anymore and have left Pete in Sydney to fly home to the family. I arrived back yesterday and am now trying to get over the jet lag. A strange thing to do when the weather is getting lovely, I have found a cool place to live in the centre of Sydney, made friends and even found a job (yup, managed it, KC Australia for some reason thought it was a good idea to take offer me a job). Ah well, sometimes you just have to do what's right for you...
Shocked? You should be. Shame on you also if you believed I'd do such a thing! I am in the UK, but a flying visit for 2 weeks for my sister's graduation. It was a graduation surprise for Jane from my parents, flying me home, so fly home I did this weekend... 24 hours in the air and then the rest on the ground... Yawn. I am fair jiggered. Jane had no idea. Mam and dad had asked Jane to pick mam's friend up from the station as mam was away in the lakes - an unusual request to say the least as said friend doesn't live here, she lives about half an hour away. Jane was fuming, as she'd looked forward to a nice Sunday night in. Dad came with her as he said he didn't mind picking the friend up but could Jane come too. As my train pulled into the platform, dad handed Jane a ticket to her graduation and said "here, you'll need this for the person getting off the train". Jane erupted, asking why the bloody hell they'd invited mam's mate to her graduation when some of her friends were struggling to get enough tickets for their close family. Previous to this there had been various altercations between my father and my sister as Dad seemed to constantly contradict Jane's various musings about her little sister, including one about the weather: Jane said "I bet it's warm where Faye is" to which dad replied "no, I think she'll be enjoying pretty much the same weather as us" (I was on the train) to which Jane just took a little fit at dad being so contrary when it was obvisouly going to be a lot nicer in Sydney than the pissy grey weather they're having here. Anyway, by the time my train pulled in she was thoroughly pissed off with our father which made seeing me step off the train even more shocking. I saw dad first and then was a little surprised to see Jane. She was more than a little surprised, I've never seen a look of such shock on anyone's face! She then burst into tears, proper sobs. So I think she was pleased to see me. Either that or very relieved to discover that mam is not having an affair and was in fact speaking in code to me on the phone the other night instead of speaking to her illicit lover, as previsouly suspected by my confused sister.
So, it's all worked out marvellously. Ta to ma and pa for forking out for me to fly back... it is so weird to be here... I left a beautiful, sunny Sydney and arrived in a beautiful, grey north of England. Sorry, you can't beat the UK, even in the rain Yorkshire is just the prettiest place on the planet in my eyes. I packed my hiking boots so I can enjoy it and apparently my trusty Raleigh is oiled and pumped up and eagerly awaiting me in the garage. Ah, I've missed my bike.
The graduation is next week and until then I plan to cycle and walk enough to work off all the cheese pasties, wotsits, bacon crispies, Walkers cheese and onion, Cadbury's, ham and pease pudding sarnies, Yorkshire puddings, home-made quiches and bottles of Magners I can possibly stuff into my belly. Mmmmm. That and party with my sis - we still need to celebrate my 30th. And see my mate Jenny's bab as I have only a photo so far.
After that I will fly back to my other home - Pete moves in on Wednesday, luckily our mates Matt and Elena are already moved in to keep him company (or lead him astray - although we're quite good at doing that ourselves - on Friday we all went to our local only to discover our local is a bar for girls who like girls, ah well, it was a larf). And yes, you did read it correctly up above... I start work with KC Australia the Monday I get back to Sydney. I'll be working on training prep for their South Asia project whilst someone is on maternity leave. Thanks to my mate Abby for all her efforts with my CV, she's a star, a true mate. The offices look out over the harbour bridge and I will pass the Opera House every morning on my way to work! Hurrah! Money to spend in all the restauarants and bars in the Sydney Eats guide that I've bought. Oh, can't wait... living in Sydney is going to be sooooo cool.
Life is good.
Shocked? You should be. Shame on you also if you believed I'd do such a thing! I am in the UK, but a flying visit for 2 weeks for my sister's graduation. It was a graduation surprise for Jane from my parents, flying me home, so fly home I did this weekend... 24 hours in the air and then the rest on the ground... Yawn. I am fair jiggered. Jane had no idea. Mam and dad had asked Jane to pick mam's friend up from the station as mam was away in the lakes - an unusual request to say the least as said friend doesn't live here, she lives about half an hour away. Jane was fuming, as she'd looked forward to a nice Sunday night in. Dad came with her as he said he didn't mind picking the friend up but could Jane come too. As my train pulled into the platform, dad handed Jane a ticket to her graduation and said "here, you'll need this for the person getting off the train". Jane erupted, asking why the bloody hell they'd invited mam's mate to her graduation when some of her friends were struggling to get enough tickets for their close family. Previous to this there had been various altercations between my father and my sister as Dad seemed to constantly contradict Jane's various musings about her little sister, including one about the weather: Jane said "I bet it's warm where Faye is" to which dad replied "no, I think she'll be enjoying pretty much the same weather as us" (I was on the train) to which Jane just took a little fit at dad being so contrary when it was obvisouly going to be a lot nicer in Sydney than the pissy grey weather they're having here. Anyway, by the time my train pulled in she was thoroughly pissed off with our father which made seeing me step off the train even more shocking. I saw dad first and then was a little surprised to see Jane. She was more than a little surprised, I've never seen a look of such shock on anyone's face! She then burst into tears, proper sobs. So I think she was pleased to see me. Either that or very relieved to discover that mam is not having an affair and was in fact speaking in code to me on the phone the other night instead of speaking to her illicit lover, as previsouly suspected by my confused sister.
So, it's all worked out marvellously. Ta to ma and pa for forking out for me to fly back... it is so weird to be here... I left a beautiful, sunny Sydney and arrived in a beautiful, grey north of England. Sorry, you can't beat the UK, even in the rain Yorkshire is just the prettiest place on the planet in my eyes. I packed my hiking boots so I can enjoy it and apparently my trusty Raleigh is oiled and pumped up and eagerly awaiting me in the garage. Ah, I've missed my bike.
The graduation is next week and until then I plan to cycle and walk enough to work off all the cheese pasties, wotsits, bacon crispies, Walkers cheese and onion, Cadbury's, ham and pease pudding sarnies, Yorkshire puddings, home-made quiches and bottles of Magners I can possibly stuff into my belly. Mmmmm. That and party with my sis - we still need to celebrate my 30th. And see my mate Jenny's bab as I have only a photo so far.
After that I will fly back to my other home - Pete moves in on Wednesday, luckily our mates Matt and Elena are already moved in to keep him company (or lead him astray - although we're quite good at doing that ourselves - on Friday we all went to our local only to discover our local is a bar for girls who like girls, ah well, it was a larf). And yes, you did read it correctly up above... I start work with KC Australia the Monday I get back to Sydney. I'll be working on training prep for their South Asia project whilst someone is on maternity leave. Thanks to my mate Abby for all her efforts with my CV, she's a star, a true mate. The offices look out over the harbour bridge and I will pass the Opera House every morning on my way to work! Hurrah! Money to spend in all the restauarants and bars in the Sydney Eats guide that I've bought. Oh, can't wait... living in Sydney is going to be sooooo cool.
Life is good.

